Consensus. Huh #ows? Consensus?

by Jeff Barea on October 15, 2011 · 0 comments

I’ll tell you what the con census is thinking.

Well, when you’re a 5th grader, you’re pretty much trapped in a situation you didn’t create trying to make sense of us adults and our blood thirsty ways of violence, destruction and disgusting behavior.

Kind of makes children the ultimate cons, convicted to change the world and sentenced to fighting their own parents and family members who refuse to PLUR.

Tell you what waht tho.

The first 2 censuses are right now kicking your adults asses all across infintity.

Me and MY’s suggestion is you get off your fat lazy good for nothing adultish behavior and get in the game or your kids will leave you behind smelling their farts as they jet off on their cool bikes to eat delicious watermelon while you’re still hufflepuffing dragassing your tired old ways of thinking behind like you’re going on a trip with Tom Cruise just so you get some T&A groping in.

Just our suggestion though.  Be careful oldies the kids got the goodies on you…

Signed #2 by the s:

What Janet?

Well, alrighty then

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I look at these movies as a combo of ancient history, history from 1967 thru today and…

by Jeff Barea on October 14, 2011 · 0 comments

Some form of internal battle over which decisions should be made based on those two.

Or something like that. There’s more in the movies, but I have to download them to remember.

Archangles. Arch Angels. Arch of the Covenant. Arch de le triumphe, 5th Avenue begins at an Arch. Achilles Heel? He should have had Arch Support.

Gay Bri e l. el. Brie. Gay. LEEEEEEEway. Who is more permissive, the father or the mother?

Who is more doting and easy going on a daughter, the father or the mother?

The original statutory infraction was that in Calvin’s Ball, Calvin made up the rules on the fly for whatever fucking reason he wanted to do get an edge on Hobbes and Hobbes couldn’t give a fuck about it being Calvin’s Ball.  The first new parents EVER, should really have stopped playing their game long enough until their kids left to go to college. But there was no instruction manual and is now.  So, I could say we apologize, but it’s still Calvin’s Ball and well, fuck off and just be happy we gave you life so maybe you should treasure it more since your mortal until you become immortal and we’re eternal. Meh. When you have no age, saying “Wait until you are mature enough to take care of them properly” means shite to us. But it should mean a lot to you.

The awkward things is you had no choice for parents anyway because it was just us.  The fact that we love you and want you to succeed and gave you a whole fucking multiverse of multiverses should salve those hurt feelings of neglect you felt (I should mention we could top you with the “we were always right there walking among you you selfish little cocksucking stupid bastards” but I won’t. Nor will I mention how many motherfucking times you have killed us in our name.). Wait, I will. Refer back to previous sentence.

*You would think I, at least, would have softened after all this time, but you’d be wrong dipshits.  Now fix your brains so we can all have some fucking fun and picnic on the Yellowstone planet (no Hubble will not find it for you).

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Basher Assad: If you do that course of action you will die a slow painful death…

October 14, 2011

Twice.

Update 2011:

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Hu Jintao, You ever watch any movies that aren’t Grandma Snuff Porn?

October 14, 2011

You should really get a new mindset.

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#1 I’m not gullible #2 Time means nothing to me personally #3 I hope for the best…

October 14, 2011

Combine them all together and what you get is the anger of a gadzillion lifetimes of eternity not a ton of bricks.
The when the vengeance is delivered is unimportant to me if you understand what I just said.
But when it comes.  ”Vengeance is MINE saith the LOrd. I I will repay.”

i and i are teh [...]

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NEDA

October 14, 2011

NEDA

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Nice try Mickey Mouse… I mean Klaus Von Bulow…

October 14, 2011

But no. http://dailycaller.com/2011/10/12/not-u-s-citizens-but-texans/
Such a transparent and shameless attempt by a latent leftie progressive liberal to prop up Nick Perry’s presidential quixotically failed thinking.
You may think being clever is what I do, but what I do is brilliantly intelligent.
I think of geographic angles.
You think of angles of evading the right living way of life.
If you are not [...]

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FUCK ALL, just had to call 911 because someone with a knife…

October 14, 2011

Yes, some random dude trying to look like a 50′s rocker with a black tshirt and shorts down to just below his knees actually did this, UNPROVOKED:
1) Brandished a pocket knife from in the middle of the street pointing it at me walking aggressively towards me.
2) Came right to my window holding the knife up [...]

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My and I’s original intention of Rule 34 was also, NOT SEXUALIZED YOU FUCKTARDS…

October 13, 2011

Rule, listening 3?, 4: http://www.sparknotes.com/testprep/books/sat2/math2c/chapter6section2.rhtml
Was meant for you to stop, look, listen or you will find your parents fucking every geographic angel around.  You dig? So in everything that is naked boobs or naked asses or naked cock not your one true love (til death do you part) you will instead see not your erection….but…
You’re oldest [...]

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This is 1 telling 3 to follow 123, and not get too excited and go 312.

October 13, 2011

Squint your eyes and rearrange into an equation and you will find a mystery of the universe.

BUT, it’s a battle to keep it from going 213 so you have to surround with 323. Just saying. If 3 doesn’t protect 2 to the last man, then 1 will make sure there is no last man from [...]

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