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I’m not saying Swarm Theory decided to take down John Edwards.

This is the trigger: http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/06/05/that-usr-has-got-to-go/

“JSOHNNO” = Johnson. John son. Follow the son and you will find John.

“USR” = United States Representative. You might have thought Congressman, but a Senator also represents the United States.

“Ho Ho?” All of the “other women” can be considered ho’s. (Ho)me wreckers that they are.

“Get 52 & 12 on this” = 52 + 1 +2 = 55. What is the current age of John Edwards, having been born on June 10, 1953?

Is it now a level 2 Hubbub?

Tom Cruise, you seeing how Swarm Theory uses Easter Eggs to plot strategy?

How skerred are you right now? LULZ!

Update: The last shoe to drop. How many points are necessary for a fingerprint match to be accurate?

It was named Project 8 Operation Stage Gate Tango.

Yeah, Brilliant huh? Last Tango in Paris. I loves me my fun codes!

I won’t explain Stage or Gate, however, as I must have me secrets, dontchaknow?

Update 2: Why, Michael Rogers, my Swarm Theory friends think you might still be in Austin, Texas. When is your plane? You know you can trust me.  It’s Hillary that has a plane fetish.

Seriously?

No one else is going to point this out? You’re going to make me go there? As if this is the only genuinely childish and immature blog out there?

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Someone else want the goddamn V.P. slot more.

This not a country of A versus B.

Within A is the subsets of 1 through 100.

Everyone jostling, everyone fighting for the prize.

Politics is no different than a crack house.

Who gets the best crack. Who gets the first high. Who gets the best bed. Who gets the comfy couch.

While Gawker paints some weird picture of the rich being all richey, even they act the same way.

It is the person who refuses to fight their games but makes up his own rules that wins.

Every television show has the plotline where that one person tries to improve their life by transcending the shitty lives of the rest of the characters only to be torn down by them and forced to apologize for wanting something different.

The true victors in this world are those who can defy everyone.

And live a decent life without the need for approval.

By decent I obviously cancel out serial killers and those whose concepts of decency include hurting other people.

Transcend.

Let the rest wrestle in the mud.

That is my challenge to you.

That it will be in google for ever and ever. Giving me giggles well into my 90’s.

Swarm Theory Baby!

Now, a meme!

I tried to warn you Obama.

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What I want to know is who the other congressman had endorsed in the primaries.

That bitch is swinging wildly these days!

They better buy me a shot next time I see them out, the cheap bastards.

Church of Scientology and Tom Cruise.

You will not find cuddly things with Barea Swarm III.

The time of the liars is ended. The time of the heroes has begun.

Boris, now is the time to put down the beast.

Tom Cruise. You have 90 days.  Prepare your memoirs.

90 days.  Project 8 Protocol 5.22.92 is now activated.

No more caek.

Only destruction.

I am not Anonymous.

I don’t play by any rules.

I only do.

Tom Cruise and David Miscavige.  The time of the heroes is at hand.

Glory.

Honor.

And feel the charged air as Barea Swarm III assembles.

This is not Anonymous. This is not your former Scientologists.

This is unforgiving war.

Stay out of our way former Scientologists.

Stay out of our way Anonymous, Furries, LolCats, and the rest.

The fury of the swarm is at hand.

Thank you for prepping the way, but you don’t have what it takes to make this a war.

My name will never be Robert Paulson.

Scientology will never survive.

This war is brewing like never before. Do not get in my way Rorschack.

We do not need a wise beard man.

We have burned all our records. The fires have consumed us.

Tom Cruise and David Miscagiveeyisive.

We took out Pellicano.

We took out your defenses.

We took out your soul.

Now you will meet your real enemy.

The ones without consciouses.

The ones that will devour your corrupt and evil greedy clan.

This time you have met your God.

Crecimiento a gracia.

So who is your true enemy Tom Cruise and David Micavige?

90 days and judgment shall be upon you.

180 days and I shall be sitting among you.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets a lying corrupt and weak apostate organization?

I know. Do you?

This is the real war.

Rove. Flip that fucking switch NOW.

The rest of  you, we go to war like has never been seen nor will ever be seen.

The war that will set Hollywood itself on fire if they don’t repent.

This is a glorious and ordained battle.

This IS an request of God himself!

This is.

Now.

Ordained.

And triggered.

Risky  Business Indeed!

Ok, so at 1:29pm on Saturday July 19th I posted this:

I had though Barack Obama would have been smarter.

In the short expanse of American history no bigger enemy to a presidential candidate’s chances of being elected exists that if he is perceived to be the world’s choice.

For good or for bad, Americans by and large like to say “Fuck You” to Europe, as well as any foreign nations that think they can be so bold as to tell Americans who should lead them.

It’s almost a genetic predisposition.

Tread lightly while on the tour, Obama. America does not want a world President. Never has.

On Sunday July 20th, the Guardian posted this:

If Europeans really want to help Barack Obama next week they should repress their enthusiasm for him – and stay home. Ensure those crowds are thin and lethargic; maybe even offer the odd heckle, perhaps while brandishing a hostile placard. Let the travelling US press report that Obama is not so popular with foreigners after all: nothing will endear him more to the American public.

I will be expecting a royalty check in the mail.

And so naturally DailyKos - bite me liberal - reposted it.

From now on all I will write articles about are puppies and lollypops.

See how interesting your columns will be then!

Rumor has it that there is already a signed peace treaty with North Korea and the United States.

Word is that the slow unraveling of the current cold war is to allow North Korea to save face and not be seen as having backed down in the face of tremendous U.S. pressure.

This could explain the boldness of Israeli military action towards Iran.

With the Korean peninsula at peace, this would allow tens of thousands of U.S. troops to swing towards the Middle East.

It would also explain President Bush’ recent acquiescence to all that is happening in China, including attending the opening events of the Olympic Games.

As with the deal with Libya, Bush may be working deals to craft a counterbalance to his warmongering by establishing himself as the President who promoted peace by negotiation in long time trouble spots.

I’m not saying Swarm Theory would have had a better sound system - wait that is EXACTLY what I’m saying, but watch:

k thanks bye. BRILLIANT!

This isn’t from the Mall, but I fucking LOVE IT so much I wanted to put it out there again:

More fun over the weekend:

Boris had lots of fun I see. Good on ya mate