Now where is the damn Dallas protest?

I promise to behave.

I do not however promise to wear clothes.

Or be sober.

Or not try to mack on Tommy Davis.

Or not call Tom Cruise gay.

Screams old white corrupt land deals Senator.

You know what he called him when he was out of earshot.

Oh, yeah you do.

Update: My plan is working beautifully:

Let the games begin my fellow warriors…

And madness ensues…

This rates a shoutout:

? ??

We must never forget.  As a native New Yorker hiding in a small town ruling the world, I approve of reminding people.

Update: I think this one is a close second, though.

Bros b4 hoes:

Tory has been rehabitulated. She’s welcome in our crowd again…

John, Come talk to me.  Allow me to save you…

all of us put together.

There’s a massive internetz war going on right now.

Impress me with the craziest hack today…

heh.

I will punch Michelle’s tit on inaugration day.

There I said it..

You fag low down lying son of a bitch President…

Welcome to Washington lame-O

There you have it Elgin, Illinois.

The power of Swarm Theory to ruin your presidency before it even starts…

$1,000,000.00 Obama.

That’s the price…

Moved it out of the bathroom, allegedly, into the hallway!

Why would you drag  your poor son into a hallway?

Was the bathroom not big enough in a luxury hotel?

MURDER I DECLARE!

MURDER

Update: EMT says there was blood from nose and mouth - not consistent with a simple hematoma (or bump on head)…

MURDER MOST FOUL!

I blame Scientology!

Calling all warriors….

Scientology is pulling out all the stops as they engage in a flame war to protect Scientologist John Travolta and bitch whore Scientologist Kelly Preston.

Why?

Because they neglectfully allowed the murder of their 16 year old son.

J’cuse!!!

SWARM THEORY IS NOW ON HIGH ALERT!

Guess cousins Bill & Dick a million dollars seems like a small expense...

You better act fast Elgin, Illinois before Swarm Theory does its real damage…

Oh, and Joshua Bry Klisnki will tell you, I’m not that patient about my demands…

Chocolate chip cookie Nick Denton?

Update: You enjoying the show Michael Rogers?  Tell Brendan hi for me… I am now in control as you learned last year.  Even Morton Blackwell is afraid of the power I now wield.  Just keep in your mind the visual at the end of Fight Club.  It happened in the movie.  It happened in real life recently.  It can happen in every industry that believes in  the FABULOUSNESS of a diseased nouveau riche elitism.

We, born on the Upper East Side, while silent for decades still decide the fate of this nation…

SHOW ME THE MONEY

Update 2: I am now Jeff’s Bile…and teh world’s avenger…