I’ll tell you what the con census is thinking.

Well, when you’re a 5th grader, you’re pretty much trapped in a situation you didn’t create trying to make sense of us adults and our blood thirsty ways of violence, destruction and disgusting behavior.

Kind of makes children the ultimate cons, convicted to change the world and sentenced to fighting their own parents and family members who refuse to PLUR.

Tell you what waht tho.

The first 2 censuses are right now kicking your adults asses all across infintity.

Me and MY’s suggestion is you get off your fat lazy good for nothing adultish behavior and get in the game or your kids will leave you behind smelling their farts as they jet off on their cool bikes to eat delicious watermelon while you’re still hufflepuffing dragassing your tired old ways of thinking behind like you’re going on a trip with Tom Cruise just so you get some T&A groping in.

Just our suggestion though.  Be careful oldies the kids got the goodies on you…

Signed #2 by the s:

What Janet?

Well, alrighty then

Some form of internal battle over which decisions should be made based on those two.

Or something like that. There’s more in the movies, but I have to download them to remember.

Archangles. Arch Angels. Arch of the Covenant. Arch de le triumphe, 5th Avenue begins at an Arch. Achilles Heel? He should have had Arch Support.

Gay Bri e l. el. Brie. Gay. LEEEEEEEway. Who is more permissive, the father or the mother?

Who is more doting and easy going on a daughter, the father or the mother?

The original statutory infraction was that in Calvin’s Ball, Calvin made up the rules on the fly for whatever fucking reason he wanted to do get an edge on Hobbes and Hobbes couldn’t give a fuck about it being Calvin’s Ball.  The first new parents EVER, should really have stopped playing their game long enough until their kids left to go to college. But there was no instruction manual and is now.  So, I could say we apologize, but it’s still Calvin’s Ball and well, fuck off and just be happy we gave you life so maybe you should treasure it more since your mortal until you become immortal and we’re eternal. Meh. When you have no age, saying “Wait until you are mature enough to take care of them properly” means shite to us. But it should mean a lot to you.

The awkward things is you had no choice for parents anyway because it was just us.  The fact that we love you and want you to succeed and gave you a whole fucking multiverse of multiverses should salve those hurt feelings of neglect you felt (I should mention we could top you with the “we were always right there walking among you you selfish little cocksucking stupid bastards” but I won’t. Nor will I mention how many motherfucking times you have killed us in our name.). Wait, I will. Refer back to previous sentence.

*You would think I, at least, would have softened after all this time, but you’d be wrong dipshits.  Now fix your brains so we can all have some fucking fun and picnic on the Yellowstone planet (no Hubble will not find it for you).

Twice.

Update 2011:

You should really get a new mindset.

Combine them all together and what you get is the anger of a gadzillion lifetimes of eternity not a ton of bricks.

The when the vengeance is delivered is unimportant to me if you understand what I just said.

But when it comes.  ”Vengeance is MINE saith the LOrd. I I will repay.”

i and i are teh ones who cockblocked you steveO.

Our schedule ignores any personal ego trips. Oops, not sorry. But now you know.

NEDA

But no. http://dailycaller.com/2011/10/12/not-u-s-citizens-but-texans/

Such a transparent and shameless attempt by a latent leftie progressive liberal to prop up Nick Perry’s presidential quixotically failed thinking.

You may think being clever is what I do, but what I do is brilliantly intelligent.

I think of geographic angles.

You think of angles of evading the right living way of life.

If you are not a citizen of the United States according to the 14th Amendment Section 2, you are not a citizen of Texas.

Prerequisites in college you might have forgotten.

Must be U.S. Citizen before being able to claim to be a citizen of the States.

Catch 22 huh?

The Amendment you leftie liberals love to misapply applied properly voids your lies.

Amazing how hte truth works, right?

I don’t need to be clever though. Notice that?

I just use the words in the Constitution to show how unconstitutional your thinking is. And while they teach in Texas poli sci classes that the agreement for Texas to join these United States was contingent on 1) Being able to break into 5 states and/or 2) Exiting these United States and going independent….

They forget contract law.

The contractual agreement they signed was made null and void when they went to war in support of the South and against the Union.

See, and this is something a clever lawyer will try to hide.  But something a lawyer grounded in reality will explain properly to you, Texas had the right but, and this is why Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man was smart enough to listen to me about (yes Steve is another of my favorite names to use, though he was a servant not me) the minute Texas went from exercising its right to leave the Union to waging war against the Union…

They became an independent nation at war with the Union.

They were then conquered by the Union and annexed and made a state, quite generously if you ask me.

The original contract became null and void the minute they waged active hostilities.

Contract law Mickey Klaus. Learn it. Love it. Be it.

And we are a nation of laws and not a nation of Mickey Klaus’

Booyah. pwnd another moron.

Yes, some random dude trying to look like a 50′s rocker with a black tshirt and shorts down to just below his knees actually did this, UNPROVOKED:

1) Brandished a pocket knife from in the middle of the street pointing it at me walking aggressively towards me.

2) Came right to my window holding the knife up at my face like he was a bizarre version of the Statue of Liberty.

3) Disappeared below my view from my window and the bushes started violently thrashing about and I heard his sounds of grunting and cutting sounds and sounds of cable being ripped apart.

And yet, now that I think about it.  I would love nothing more than to sit down with him and find out who he is and get to know the beauty that is inside of him that I can see, but that he is refusing to admit is there.

Rule, listening 3?, 4: http://www.sparknotes.com/testprep/books/sat2/math2c/chapter6section2.rhtml

Was meant for you to stop, look, listen or you will find your parents fucking every geographic angel around.  You dig? So in everything that is naked boobs or naked asses or naked cock not your one true love (til death do you part) you will instead see not your erection….but…

You’re oldest assed, granny panties, saggy assed ancestors Scott & Mick fucking your mind up and killing your horniness.

If you are right with God.

If not, lurk, fap more until you see us in every place watching you make a fool out of yourself for not simply enjoying the perfection of the way your body feels and are instead realizing that you hate even the thot of sexual activity until you get married with God’s permission ONE TRUE LOVE.

On the Level, Trufags.

Squint your eyes and rearrange into an equation and you will find a mystery of the universe.

BUT, it’s a battle to keep it from going 213 so you have to surround with 323. Just saying. If 3 doesn’t protect 2 to the last man, then 1 will make sure there is no last man from 3. I say what needs to be said even if you think 312 is the better route unless AVEC francE is visited by Scott.