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Belgrade Colorado, indeed.  Sounds communistic.

Loves ya!

But, seriously - couldn’t you have stayed in Uncle Sam, while you were in Montana?

Did it REALLY have to be in Belgrade?

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Show Obama what you can do.

More brawlers than warriors.

They make a wondrous mess of things.

Brave amateurs, they do their part.

Impressed with me yet Ryan Tate?

SWARM THEORY!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!

After all, Ryan Tate:

In the past 12 months the world has seen 5 improbable things hasn’t it?

1) Ron Paul’s success

2) Hillary Clinton’s loss

3) Tom Cruise is losing his clear.

4) The utter destruction of the most powerful NY Attorney General as Governor

5) The complete and total devastation of the hypocrite John Edwards

and now

6) The complete meltdown of the Democratic National Convention

7) The bizarrely weirdness of the intra media war

One thing, Michael Rogers and Nick Denton can be blamed on happenstance

Two things Rob Cappriccioso can be blamed on the weather

Three things David Miscavige can be blamed on luck

Four things can be blamed on Kharma

Five things can be blamed on the Perfect Storm

6 things can be blamed on Swarm Theory.

What can the 8th thing be blamed on?  Project 8.

And all done right in front of everyone of your faces.  So helpless.

Thank you for the wonderful test run that is Project 8,  2008.

Love you all and thank you for the fish!

Even gay people, teh geighist of the gay now speak out against you.

And what about the Teamsters talking smack now?

Warned you about Biden, didn’t I?

According to the Denver Post, two men were stopped with at least one sniper rifle.

Third man arrested after jumping out a four story window to elude police.

What I want to know is where the hell is Hillary Clinton right NOW?

Alleged felon with a gun:

Fort Morgan High School graduate?  Anyone have a premium classmates.com login?

Ok, someone tell me what the hell are white supremacy jewelry?  Since all the news in Denver seems to think such a thing exists?

Is that like white gold?

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Seriously, this is even weirder than when some friend of a friend called me up and said he was naked and wanted to shove a toaster up my bum.

First thing my friends and associates knows about me is that I hate to text message.  So noone that knows me would actually text me in the first place.

First message sent 8/24/08 @ 1:49am:

Hey, feeling horny?

I know, right, not a bad way to start off a Sunday morning.

Second message sent 8/25/08 @ 2:20am:

I want to suck your cock while you’re blindfolded.

No joke, they actually went to the bother of putting a period at the end of the sentence.  This may be a raunchy dirty sorority girl but she sure knows how to make a sentence end.

Those are not the most graphic messages, however.   <–see always use a period.

I mean whoever this was has got a soapy mouth in their future.

Naturally I just said things like “I understand.”  Because I am tre’ polite after all.

Finally I sent the following message:

Id first have to see ur id to make sure ur not a scilon   <–no period, I’m such a bad boy!

Now, you’d think a drunk kappa gamma chick would be all like “huh?” but instead the following reply comes back:

Why? Are you a scilon killer? <–Notice the proper use of the A in are, such talent.

Imagine that.  Not one little batted eyelash.

If anyone wants to see the rest of the messages, leave me your email address.  They are hilariously over the top!

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It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for.

Not the least of which is me you bunch of lazy slothy stoned fuckups!

Rollout is two weeks.  Watch the web.  See the power of Swarm Theory change the face of life as we know it.

This is momentous.

This is awezome!

This is SPARTA!

It’d be fun, wouldn’t it?  Be all crazy like back when we were with Ron Paul?

Leave me Easter Eggs with your messages.

Standard.

No reason to mourn what could have been but is now Obama-bin-Biden.

You guys and goils do what you want independent of Swarm Theory.

Let’s see who McCain picks before we pull out of the presidential campaign entirely.

Sorry dude,

It was a nice touch outfoxing me by using people close to me.

Not the problem, and cousin Dick and Bill - hat tips to you for the subterfuge.

Obama just picked the ultimate in-guy.

The guy who is the guy who Obama said he wasn’t.

The male Hillary Clinton.

The guy who couldn’t even make it onto the national stage in his own right.

It’s like picking someone other than the Pillsbury dough icon to market Pillsbury dough.

Swarm Theory now awaits McCain’s pick.

Dick, Bill: I salute you.

Chet Edwards would have assured an Obama win with no question about it.

Nice feint with me, but I think you gave McCain his edge.

Picking a VP choice who noone ever wanted when he was running for President - both times.

Bye. Swarm Theory is now independently mobile.

The oft reported lore is that illegal immigrants are encouraged to come into the United States by big business in order to provide relatively cheap labor.

There is a new trend, however, that seems to take the shine off that story.

Seems.

With transportation costs still crippling the manufacturing capacity of big business, there is renewed interest in Mexico vis a vis the North American Free Trade Agreement.

Problem is wages in Mexico have matured over the years due to the influx of manufacturing concerns resulting in higher wages locally in Mexico.

That was when the big push was to relocate to China because the total cost per unit of production in China including transportation was still lower than in Mexcio - not to mention drastically lower than in the United States.

It is rather more complex than that, but it is effectively why China began booming.

With the crimp in the economy globally, the cost of production in China is now unsustainable.

Where to go?

Indonesia?  No, they have matured somewhat too (Matured comparable to their original cost of production, not in comparison with the western world).

Well, what if through tighter enforcement of Immigration policies combined with weaker working conditions in the United States forced significant numbers of illegal immigrants - whose current combined effect has depressed wages in the United States FLOODED back into Mexico?

It could conceivably depress wages in Mexico to the point where the per unit cost of production including wages and transportation was effectively lower than the per unit cost of production in China and big business would be back to making money again.

With better delivery times to boot.  And in this time of eliminating inventory costs in favor of dock to store efficient delivery with bare bones inventory sitting in a warehouse that is a major attractive element to push over the top for big business to want to depress wages in Mexico with its complementary reduction in transportation and energy costs.

So when you blame George W. Bush for being racist, you might want to remember that capitalism is stronger than racism.  Racial identity never comes into play with capitalism.  If Canada could be manipulated for the same end goal, it would be.  Unfortunately for Mexico, Canada has a hundred years of maturity in its economy.

Maybe Mexican nationals should think about pushing for a government that is less concerned about their own bank accounts.

Closed political structures just cannot adjust as quickly to the buffeting winds of economic change.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton is still a cunt.