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We are still here to support you.

Just saying.

It got bought. Was turned from Persian Bay back to Pirate Bay.

And we all know it’s now fraught with pdf viruses.

Amirite?

Wear your jimmies from now on.

soon.

Rick Perry for President.

I haven’t said this in a while, because apparently it was getting a bit douchey but:

HOW DO WE KEEP DOING THIS?

One day you’re Governor hoping to run for President…

Then Swarm Theory steps in and you go down in flames.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!

Rick Perry for President!!!!

If we accept your factset that Palin embellishes (almost outrageously), then it would be more believable that she said she was in labor but really wasn’t.

The story establishes a comical stature of true grit.  Personifying Alaskan independence and spirit.  She clenched her way home so the baby could be born an Alaskan.

But you are first accepting her story that she broke water first and then headed home.

I’m no baby doctor, but I do know that there is something called Temporary Stress Incontinence that can afflict pregnant women.

So say you are at a high fallutin’ conference with people you want to impress so you can move higher in politics.

And then you, oops, pee on the floor while chatting with them.

What’s a lady to do?

Um, I kind of peed?

Or, ZOMG my water broke, I must head home now.

See, embellishment of the origin actually makes the rest of the story make sense.  Much more sense than she was trying to save her daughter shame - since we all saw how well that went during the campaign (and after).

That’s why she didn’t head to the hospital before taking the flight.  That’s why she didn’t go to the best hospital after the flight.  That’s why she went to a friend to concoct the birth time.

Not because it wasn’t her baby.

Because how the fuck would she ever live down the story of how the Governor of Alaska pee’d on my expensive shoes?

Imagine that story coming out during the campaign?

Vice Presidential pee’er.

But believe your explanation.  It’s not like puking on a Prime Minister made any headlines, now did it?

is because they cannot figure out how I am doing all this.

The fact that we planned all this 3 years ago is pissing off some high level spook supervisors.

Guess faggotry should not be a barrier to service if they were smart.

Enjoy the new paradigm.  While I laugh about how easy this was to turn this all into opposite world.

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

For those skeptics, they might want to look at the world a bit differently:

The advent of Swarm Theory’s dominance:

“The enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human society,” the researchers write in the journal Insect Sociaux, in which they report their findings.

The collaborative effects of different groups:

In some co-operative groups of animals - known as superorganisms - members are closely related, and work together to ensure their shared genetic material is passed on, the researchers concluded.

Has he helped with Iran?

He stood firm in January of 2008 (God that feels like a 100 years ago) and that’s it.

Now he has a Night Editor this dickwad CajunBoy who famously romaticized about the Scientologists gifts for saving people like in the Tom Cruise video:

Well here’s a sort of amazing story Greta Van Susteren recently saved the life of Wonkette founding editor Ana Marie Cox on a train!

In which I alone had to defend our efforts…

Notice how warm and fuzzy that paragraph is.  Not only was Greta superdoctor, but her poor, poor  husband was fucked over by the hated Republican Ice Queen.  What a nice family, so badly misunderstood.

And then I made a clarion call to defend the Iranian peoples right to express themselves across the world, which we all answered and its still in progress.

So no, I ask you.

As the owner and operator of WorstSpellingEver.com where I expose (when I’m not drunk or high) the bad spelling of reporters - which has had responses from Nick Denton himself…

When one of my favorite commenters says this:

The plural of “enemy” is “enemies” not “enemy’s”.

Where do they find you people? A bowling alley?

And Cajun Boy gets enraged at his own lack of ability to edit himself (Journalism 101) and says this:

El Matardillo: I appreciate you pointing out a mistake, as I’ve often commended people for doing so, but do you have to be such an asshole? I can read something 50 times and still overlook something like that because I’ve hearing it in my own voice and don’t have an editor to proofread my stuff at night. So while I welcome people pointing out an error I’ve overlooked, to do so in such an asshole-y manner pisses me the fuck off. So see ya later.

Can I not feel justified in reminding this CajunBoy some manners?

We have no more need of Gawker.  And Gawker was not even the catalyst for our great success.  Since Gawker did not cover Iran initially.  But who was there?

Me and Swarm Theory.

Whatever me and Swarm Theory do now to teach cajunboy and by extension Gawker should not be commented on.  It is none of your concern.

So Nick Denton.  You will not be able to call upon anyone.  You must call upon me. Jeff Barea.  a vendetta!  What am I saying. Rich people always feel like Gods.

Once I was accused of ripping an angel from the sky.  What is it to me of ripping a rich Godman from the Penthouse?

I will allow one compromise solution.  Cajun Boy must apologize to Matardillo for having let his ego outdistance his job of serving up information.

This is a disturbing and sad development.

“It was on Saturday or Sunday that they raped me for the first time. There were three or four huge guys we had not seen before. They came to me and tore my clothes. I tried to resist but two of them laid me on the floor and the third did it. It was done in front of four other detainees.

Holy smokes batman!

That’s the good news. The better news is that, although this isn’t the first time the Chinese government has retreated from an unreasonable Internet related mandate, it is the first time that there has been such a transparent, coordinated and vocal effort both in and out of the country to halt the order.

Or was it my post?