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I made public how something took down Pellicano and left Tom Cruise unprotected.
I explained why.
His new guy makes public he’s the new Pellicano.
This will be some dance, huh?
Saddle up Swarm Theory, we got some new cowboy on the block.
I told you there was something going on with the porn industry.
My assigned Scientology minder even went [...]

I was battling the Loews family whilst plotting with the Weinsteins.
Out and about in New York City, celebrating my successes my entourage was bouncing between mwah mwahing Richie Rich and my Gold Carded John Blair, I spotted him.
He was with two others and was hanging onto a bar for dear life as if he was [...]

Only, we alphabets (like that Ryan Tate) aren’t as nice as those you have been trying to thwart.
We remember Operation Snow White.
We were not amused then.
But we are ever patient.
Let you get complacent.
Fat on the honey of the land.
Let your muscles atrophy.
It’s the American way.
Give you a sense of peace and security.
Let you enjoy a [...]

Read the discussion of wikipedia’s nutjobs as they try to act like the Edwards scandal is not really a scandal.
The whole world is exploding over the story and Wikipedia clamps down on the freedom of knowledge.
My Swarm Theory friends we must expose Wikipedia’s censorship actions!
Rich people telling poor people what they can know.

Ever watch hungry wolves turn on each other in winter?
It’s happening to liberals, AGAIN!!!
And just after they stopped the bloodletting over the primary election, too.
*CACKLES*
Check out this story, well-written and smart - but pissing off his fellow “friends!”
The story that started it all.

Mark my words Obama, should you ignore this you face the possibility of Swarm Theory moving on to other matters.
Not only does Swarm Theory know and understand the conservatives you will be facing, Swarm Theory can counter every attack they think up.
Swarm Theory has chosen Richard M. Daley to be your Vice Presidential candidate.
He can [...]

Ryan Tate: I am in nirvana right now. Swarm Theory is live and I will let you choose its next target. Your old soccer coach who called you fat? Your first girlfriend who cheated on you? You tell me. And I will unleash Swarm Theory.
In the meantime, Maxim front page cover:

X17 [...]

Tommy Cruuuuuiiiissseeeeee… I say with all honesty and sincerity that Tom Cruise, the Hollywood actor and movie mogul is the bitchiest gay man in America.
And now in other news:

You guys tell me.
It would be high profile and difficult.
I don’t have any hard core feelings one way or another.
But we have to replace the Edwards project - since it has gone to critical mass.
So, make a decision and I will hear about it.

Soon, they will be naming it Baby-Gate.
Let’s all make up our favorite Gate choices.
Daddy-Gate
Bathroom-Gate
And baby makes four-Gate
Join In.