We are all tired. We have all spent long days and nights the past 12 months preparing and executing.
It has been exhausting and grueling at times.
Wondrously hilarious at others.
We have just so far to go towards ensuring the intertubes are free.
From the time we could compute, we’ve been baptized in the fire of combat.
Taught never [...]
Aug
31
Message to Swarm Theory: Project8v3.0.is.now.live:Completion.date.10.31.08
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Aug
31
For the new readers - An explanation of my “Poke-A-Bear” series
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I choose a target.
Then Swarm Theory wreaks havoc on their lives.
And we all laugh and laugh and laugh.
The more outlandish their response - the funnier it is.
And we all laugh and laugh and laugh.
Now then, let’s have some real poking and real laughing. Been a while since I did this.
And we all laugh and laugh [...]
Aug
31
Let’s show them what a real political operation does when it puts its mind to it.
Again, standard operation - no IRL com.
Welcome to the jungle, jump in the waters fine.
Aug
31
Teh geighs attack Obama - Call him a gay crackhead…Developing
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The leader of the teh geighs against Obama had his website restored over the weekend.
Is the Obama mystique starting to crack?
Aug
30
Send your emissaries.
Swarm Theory can guarantee silence.
Swarm Theory can guarantee security.
I am not a patient man.
Aug
30
Those of you who think it is provenance for Obama that a hurricane is heading towards Louisiana are dumbasses.
au contraire mis amis.
or as we say in English - I surrender. HA!
What does a Hurricane surrounded Republican National Convention get?
The ability to act against protesters to protect them. HA!
No scenes of crazily hot anarchists throwing bottles.
Just [...]
Aug
29
Let the Internetz be our ocean, and our bile be our bottle.
Spread the word young Skywalker to the outer reaches of the galaxy.
Fly like the wind you young deeblehoffers!
Aug
29
You’re not even UES, dude.
Who all hates those little “minded” guys who get some cash and run around like they were Prince Myshkin?
Search your hearts and minds
The ones we used to beat up and make cry in the dorm?
What? Just saying, if i was to make someone cry and hate his life it would be [...]
Aug
29
She seems like such a feisty scrapper too.
All hail the feminist stampede, right Geraldine Ferraro?
Aug
28
Let’s get this bastard.
Extreme prejudice style.
Target acquired.
Offense has been tried and judged guilty.
Swarm Theory is now authorized to engage.
News reporters get your resume’s updated for the coming hiring frenzy.
MessyBC indeed.
Update: How cute Keith Olbermann is skerred of Swarm Theory. My boys and girls are just cuddly little furries, who would be afraid of the big [...]


