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Just ask Nick@gawker.com or Hamilton@gawker.com my new Assistant Managing Editor.
In your face bitches!

You fight the little wars, like “who’s pissed at who now?”
I’ll fight the big wars, like who gets into what news outlet now.
Dumbass amateurs.

Swarm Theory knows dan@thestranger.com will be feeling a pit peckish this time tomorrow.
HA!

Thankfully I filled up my tank last week.

Ok,
So some obviously gay guy calls last night and leaves a voice mail.
Rambling and appletini driven voice mail.
Blah blah blah!
Seemed quite upset by my having 4 phone numbers.  He needs to keep counting.
There’s my personal phone number - 1
The main company number (the one he called) - 2
North Texas Eagle phone number 214-975-6984 - 3
Village [...]

Section 2:  Release the story on drug dealing in 5.4.3.2.1 days.
NorthEast: Retask to Illinois.
Clinton: You’re doing fine.
Code 3.2.111-5 is now in the bullpen.
Gardening class is now a go.
No IRL Com as usual.
Easter Eggs are the order of the day in the usual places.
Bunker picture taker is being watched - More intel as we proceed.

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Have to hand it to those Scientologists, they did get some good punches in.
But, I do have some backups that I can throw up until we get things fully sorted out.
Neon, some more research that you guys can’t seem to figure out on your own:
Organization for the Betterment of Student Life, Inc.
Conservative Youth of America
Association [...]

Our most ambitious takedown of Barack Obama has been authorized.
Collateral damage against Mitch and Sad Show has been authorized.
Total anarchy has been authorized.
initiate Project 8 Stage Gate 4.
Wear your hard hats boys and girls.
Enacted.  What’s been authorized cannot be unauthorized.

Yeah,
The bodies will begin piling up.
Swarm Theory negotiated an agreement with the Clintons.
Guess what that means?
Our camps now start to take down every corrupt Illinois politicians.
Why?
Clintons keep control of New York and the Democratic Party.
what does Swarm Theory get?  Watch and see…
Bill & Dick, make sure it’s a crisp new one dollar bill…
HA!

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Seriously, don’t get a parking ticket.