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Official Stalker Center
Now that the Jeff Barea stalker community has exceeded 20 members, it is time to put in place the official Jeff Barea stalker Rules & Bylaws
Official Stalker Website:
The Real Regulator
Unofficial Stalker Website:
WhyWeProtest.net
Please note:
To be considered an official Jeff Barea stalker, you must firmly believe in the following principles:
1. Jeff Barea is a notorious high level drug dealer
2. Jeff Barea is so immensely and grossly fat
3. Jeff Barea is mentally unstable
4. Jeff Barea is the ugliest person ever born on the planet Earth (and maybe Mars, too)
5. Jeff Barea is really named Michael Rogers
6. Jeff Barea really lives in a trailer park in Southwest Toronto
7. Jeff Barea is unemployed and lives in a van down by the river
(Yes, you must believe both 6 & 7 to be an official stalker)
8. Jeff Barea is going to jail for causing you to stalk him
If you intend to stalk in person, please note that you must wear the official I (heart) stalking Jeff Barea t-shirt:
For information on ordering your own official t-shirt, please e-mail nyukid@hotmail.com for instructions on placing your order.
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