Marblecaek, what has Nick Denton done for us lately?

by Jeff Barea on July 1, 2009

Has he helped with Iran?

He stood firm in January of 2008 (God that feels like a 100 years ago) and that’s it.

Now he has a Night Editor this dickwad CajunBoy who famously romaticized about the Scientologists gifts for saving people like in the Tom Cruise video:

Well here’s a sort of amazing story Greta Van Susteren recently saved the life of Wonkette founding editor Ana Marie Cox on a train!

In which I alone had to defend our efforts…

Notice how warm and fuzzy that paragraph is.  Not only was Greta superdoctor, but her poor, poor  husband was fucked over by the hated Republican Ice Queen.  What a nice family, so badly misunderstood.

And then I made a clarion call to defend the Iranian peoples right to express themselves across the world, which we all answered and its still in progress.

So no, I ask you.

As the owner and operator of WorstSpellingEver.com where I expose (when I’m not drunk or high) the bad spelling of reporters – which has had responses from Nick Denton himself…

When one of my favorite commenters says this:

The plural of “enemy” is “enemies” not “enemy’s”.

Where do they find you people? A bowling alley?

And Cajun Boy gets enraged at his own lack of ability to edit himself (Journalism 101) and says this:

El Matardillo: I appreciate you pointing out a mistake, as I’ve often commended people for doing so, but do you have to be such an asshole? I can read something 50 times and still overlook something like that because I’ve hearing it in my own voice and don’t have an editor to proofread my stuff at night. So while I welcome people pointing out an error I’ve overlooked, to do so in such an asshole-y manner pisses me the fuck off. So see ya later.

Can I not feel justified in reminding this CajunBoy some manners?

We have no more need of Gawker.  And Gawker was not even the catalyst for our great success.  Since Gawker did not cover Iran initially.  But who was there?

Me and Swarm Theory.

Whatever me and Swarm Theory do now to teach cajunboy and by extension Gawker should not be commented on.  It is none of your concern.

So Nick Denton.  You will not be able to call upon anyone.  You must call upon me. Jeff Barea.  a vendetta!  What am I saying. Rich people always feel like Gods.

Once I was accused of ripping an angel from the sky.  What is it to me of ripping a rich Godman from the Penthouse?

I will allow one compromise solution.  Cajun Boy must apologize to Matardillo for having let his ego outdistance his job of serving up information.

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