By now we’ve all seen the photo. A picture perfect example of a ruggedly heterosexual President.
Staring at a girl’s butt. Let’s leave aside thefact that she’s a minor barely older than his own daughter. Or that he’s a married President at an official event with camera’s on and photographers EVERYWHERE!
Now, the new obvious idea is that he wasn’t really looking, but wink wink maybe, he he, that dastardly awesome man! He’s just like a person!
So, let’s deconstruct the video and I will show you either a President who cannot keep his horndog inside even while representing the people (oh hai! Our new Bill Clinton!), or an example of a perfectly managed photo op.
At .22 you see what appears to be the President staring at the girl’s boo-tay.
Right after he creates this perfect photo op he appears to be saying “take my hand” to a startled aide. I’m sure linguists and lip readers can detail exactly what he said. From my viewing and reviewing I see three monosyllabic words.
The woman back and to the right jerks her head toward him reflexively as if he has just barked an order. She complies to let the President of the United States help her down one stair. One stair.
The President either just stared at a girl’s ass or held the hand of an aide to step down one stair. Funny how the President is married, but feels outre comfortable holding hands with another woman.
Thus creating the greatest opportunity to prove he is no mo’.
Just as a book describing his penis after a gay sex encounter is hitting the stores.
There is a gaffe here, though. Either way you slice it, oops she’s a minor!!!
Right after Sanford’s Argentinian gaffe. In fact, there’s such a charged atmosphere about sexual hijinks that the timing is just plain stupid.
Here’s a thought. If the published book is false. Sue for libel. Truth is the ultimate defense.
To the video and you shall see!
Update: According to the pool reporter, after the “event” he witnessed:
It was at this point that your pooler did see Obama, Lula and Sarkozy laughing and appearing to needle each other over something as they were looking toward their right.
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