Yeah, I’ve decided to make us google buddies until you pay the $5 you admit you owe me to my favorite Gawker Ryan Tate.
I should also mention that I got laid in a 5 hour event last night. Why? Cuz I’m braggadocious. Now pay up that $5. Or I shall continue my crusade until whenever you google “Foster Kamer” you will find me everywhere.
Because you do not pay your debts you piece of shit. Oh, there’s no changing my mind or appealing to your friends. Google will simply make my job easier.
$5 you fucking promise not keeping piece of shit.
*smiles* Welcome to the First Amendment of paying your dues.
Update: Foster manned up. I don’t know why since this is a shitty blog, but I suspect Ian jumped in. All I know is for sure is that an Editor of a major Gossip site deigned to comment on my shitty blog. Yes, I know it is shitty. Before you did. But then, I am an Internet God with a crown and thrown. And thousands of dead ponies (I feel bad about it but who knew ponies required food?) I blame Rorschach. I had enough money to buy food. RORSCHACH!!!!!!!!
Oh an fuck you Rorschach, I and drunk and/oooor high and just fuck you dude for not something.
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Jeffrey –
I’d be glad to pay you the money I owe you. Send me an address, and you’ll find a crisp fiver on its way. You can make all the SEO bloodmagik you want: I’m sure you’ll find just as brutal headlines and search results as the one you’ve now committed to Google’s wonderful collection of not so nice things written about me. I’m far more interested in honoring a deal.
That said, I had written the post in jest. I wish, in retrospect, I hadn’t, because it closed up a certain kind of humor and playfulness with some of the readers that I enjoyed employing. The idea that someone would actually take Gabriel’s login was, unfortunately, beyond me.
Best regards, and apologies for the delay in payment.
-f.
Editor’s Note: And here I was beginning to think you were a humorless fuck. A hot humorless fuck, but I absolve thee of all debts public and private. Now, just because I called Anna a cunt way back in 2008, doesn’t mean you should be banning screen names I spend hours on crafting, ok? It’s fair and normal to ban me when I act out (My god, anonymous has banned me repeatedly), but because of a vendetta over a word? One you had no idea was going on when you were hired? Anyway, post a dick pic and we’re good. Just playing. We’re good.
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