http://bareablog.com/ver2 Satirical Commentary - The things you thought, but wish you had said Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:06:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Belgrade Colorado, indeed.  Sounds communistic. Loves ya! But, seriously - couldn't you have stayed in Uncle Sam, while you were in Montana? Did it REALLY have to be in Belgrade? http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/27/welcome-to-my-readership-obama/ Show Obama what you can do. More brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs, they do their part. Impressed with me yet Ryan Tate? SWARM THEORY!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!! After all, Ryan Tate: In the past 12 months the world has seen 5 improbable things hasn't it? 1) Ron Paul's success 2) Hillary ... http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/26/arkadians-now/ Even gay people, teh geighist of the gay now speak out against you. And what about the Teamsters talking smack now? Warned you about Biden, didn't I? http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/26/you-liking-this-new-paradigm-senator-obama/ According to the Denver Post, two men were stopped with at least one sniper rifle. Third man arrested after jumping out a four story window to elude police. What I want to know is where the hell is Hillary Clinton right NOW? Alleged felon with a gun: Fort Morgan High School graduate?  Anyone have ... http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/25/assassination-plot-against-obama-snipers-where-is-hillary-right-this-second/ Seriously, this is even weirder than when some friend of a friend called me up and said he was naked and wanted to shove a toaster up my bum. First thing my friends and associates knows about me is that I hate to text message.  So noone that knows me would ... http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/25/the-bizarrest-text-message-in-the-world/ It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Not the least of which is me you bunch of lazy slothy stoned fuckups! Rollout is two weeks.  Watch the web.  See the power of Swarm Theory change the face of life as we know it. This is momentous. This is awezome! This is SPARTA! http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/24/project-8-v30-goes-live/ It'd be fun, wouldn't it?  Be all crazy like back when we were with Ron Paul? Leave me Easter Eggs with your messages. Standard. No reason to mourn what could have been but is now Obama-bin-Biden. http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/23/swarm-theory-mulls-supporting-nader/ You guys and goils do what you want independent of Swarm Theory. Let's see who McCain picks before we pull out of the presidential campaign entirely. http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/23/swarm-theory-will-not-support-bidenleaves-obama-in-the-dust/ Sorry dude, It was a nice touch outfoxing me by using people close to me. Not the problem, and cousin Dick and Bill - hat tips to you for the subterfuge. Obama just picked the ultimate in-guy. The guy who is the guy who Obama said he wasn't. The male Hillary Clinton. The guy who couldn't ... http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/23/obamas-worst-mistake-ever/ The oft reported lore is that illegal immigrants are encouraged to come into the United States by big business in order to provide relatively cheap labor. There is a new trend, however, that seems to take the shine off that story. Seems. With transportation costs still crippling the manufacturing capacity of big business, ... http://bareablog.com/ver2/2008/08/22/bad-news-for-china-mexico/