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Yeah, most of us didn’t have Rolls Royce’s or could even afford one (Yes Obama can)…
We didn’t have huge mansions filled with things called “chotchke” (Yes Obama can)…
We didn’t have these boats that were bigger than a one-bedroom apartment (Yes Obama can)…
But we had what we wanted.
Food on the table.
A bed to sleep in.
Our favorite [...]

Oh, that wacky VP…

Beau Biden.  How much did you pay that girl?
This is going to be the funnest election ever.

He used to be fun and happy.
All smiles.
Ever since another white woman got into the race, now he seems really mean and bitter.
Calm down Obama.
Stop being so angry all the time.
I think it’s the Biden influence.
Shoulda gone with Chet Edwards.

Not only will your career be over, but your chillun’s.
Ungawa Swarm Theory.
I said it.
I meant it.
I even represent it.
I’m cool.
I’m calm.
I’m Soul Brother Number 9.
Marching down the Obama Line!
Cheers mates.  Throw another shrimp on the Barbie.
I’m a Barbie girl.
In a Barbie world.
You have your next tasks to complete.
Mr. Phelps, should you choose to complete it.

All you have to do is wait and it just drops in your lap.
How about that, Mitch and Sad Show?

In other news, Barack Obama discussed his thinking about joing the U.S. military quote “And I actually always thought of the military as an embiggening and, you know, honourable option.”
Update: At 11 seconds just before the [...]

What’s a guy gotta do to keep reporters in line these days?
You have to be scarier than the other guy.

Back to the war on Mitch and Sad’s Litlle Obama sponsored show.
How come my cousin Bill and Dick didn’t tell you about the fun thing we were doing thru the primaries that ended cuz of my deepseated rivalry with Biden?
Or were they too afraid to tell  you about that?

Is set to begin in 5.4.3.2….
When I feel like it.
Let’s build some tension Swarm Theory…For the return of primary scandal we tamped down…but are now set to unleash!
Oh yeah, sucks to be Obama Bin Biden about now.

What a stupid scandal.
Blah blah blah…
In Deval Patrick’s speech Patrick uses the following phrases without attribution:
We have nothing to fear but fear itself
I had a dream
Pfffft. Hillary can make a news story - big deal. It’s so boring right now, all that money being spent on reporters, no wonder this is splashed all [...]