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They mentioned me once.
Once.
And I taught them not to fuck with the meanest biddie baddest fucking movement that has ever been arrayed against the liars of this world.
That’s right snark can’t survive fire.
Bitch ass punk.  You’re no better than David Miscavige and Tom Cruise…
*Boo*
You know it bitch…

Even I am scared of Swarm Theory now.
I tell Hillary Clinton she’s free to take over the Democratic Party (at 9:10pm on 9/9/08) and…
Hours later..
Camille Paglia writes an anti-Obama piece (which I totally loved; on 9/10/08) and
The fucking liberal bitches at Washington Post publishes a pro-Palin piece (on 9/10/08).
Motherfucker.
Did I create a Frankenstein.
It’s one thing [...]

Tommy Cruise,
I know you can feel the charged air.
As the forces assemble for the final battle between the Internet and the Pyramid Scheme.
Isn’t it glorious, the quiet before the storm?
The sound of millions of muscles flexing.
The way the night grows darker.
There will be
no warning.
Just one day there will be the rain of a thousand years.
Tornadoes [...]

Tom Cruise will lose his clear.
One way or t’other.
Swarm Theory style.
You are not in control. You are not in charge.
Does your butt hurt?
Update: Public opinion is coalescing. Discussion is coming to a consensus. All options are now on the table

WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! [...]

As with any war there are the support troops, the combat troops, the maintenance troops, the food service troops, the special operations troops, the public relations troops, the - bugger off, you know what I mean.
If Swarm Theory is ever to achieve Stage Gate 5, we must march on.
Quote from post dated 7/22/08:
Church of Scientology [...]

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABOUT FUCKING TIME YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do y’all just fuck with me and make me wait? Goddamnit this is going to be the best fucking YEAR THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, this is why:
First, this is what I wrote March 19th:
After seeing many uses of Will Smith’s the Fresh Prince of Belair song I am absolutely [...]

Only, we alphabets (like that Ryan Tate) aren’t as nice as those you have been trying to thwart.
We remember Operation Snow White.
We were not amused then.
But we are ever patient.
Let you get complacent.
Fat on the honey of the land.
Let your muscles atrophy.
It’s the American way.
Give you a sense of peace and security.
Let you enjoy a [...]

You break in and I’ll bathe in your fucking blood.
If you think I’m just going to sit and beg for my life YOU are just some sort of cunt.
Tom Cruise.

Well,
Here’s a list of all the countries that have regular Barea Blog readership in no particular order:
New Zealand
Canada
United States
Mexico
Dominican Republic
We’re no strangers to love
Iceland
Russia
Japan
You know the rules and so do I
South Korea
Kazakhstan
Indonesia
Malaysia
Phillippines
A full commitments what I’m thinking of
Venezuela
Columbia
Chile
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Argentina
Brazil
South Africa
Burkina Faso
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
Nigeria
Uganda
Yemen
Vietnam
China
Gotta make [...]