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Driving that fancy car.
Don’t get a ticket.

The housing market is fine.  Food is cheap.  The economy is vibrant.
Enjoy your visit.
Update: And now a message from…

I will be at Sweetwater Tavern.
In the city of Denton, Texas.
I will be wearing the sweatstained, but still white, Detroit/Saint Louis baseball cap at the round table.
Let’s see who has the balls to say hi now bitches.
My name is Jeff Barea.
I am a soldier in the War on Scientology.
I fuck for freedom!
And I will be [...]

Send your emissaries.
Swarm Theory can guarantee silence.
Swarm Theory can guarantee security.
I am not a patient man.

Most of you were too blitzed at the Jazz and Art Fair to remember this now, but once upon a time the N.Y. Times Travel Section wrote about our sleepy little townie culture.
The writer claimed that the 11 Starbucks that exist in Denton didn’t actually exist.  Don’t even get us started on all those peanut [...]

Ok,
Celebrity sightings are normal for the town of Denton, Texas.  In fact, a week without doing a shot with someone famous is abnormal.
And I’m not just talking about the panty-less wrestling of a female voice behind one wildly popular anime series.
So when I parked my car out on Loop 288 next to the Hobbit, I [...]

This Lionel Beehner guy never even visited the town by the quality of information he provides.
Here are the key moronic details Beehner fucks up:
1) “The highway that goes into town passes through peanut farms and horse ranches, although a few strip malls have also sprung up.”
TRUTH: This quote gives a rustic image of one [...]