Update 2: George W. Bush. You believe in loyalty. You promised me a favor for a special project I did at your request. I never collect on favors. I must break that pattern now. STRIP SCIENTOLOGY OF ITS RELIGIOUS STATUS. Sick them IRS bastards on them, fucking NOW. [...]

Hey, Scientologists…
I’m moving to a place owned and taken care of by people like my family.
Try and fuck around now.  Faggots.
Local 282 RULES!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I’ve been pissed off about a grade or some dumbass that sat in my favorite chair.
There’s something different going on though.
My first thought was vasoline on their doorknob.
What the fuck happened to annoying but survivable pranks?
Pee in some shampoo already.
Rub your nuts on their face while they are passed out.
Come on you faggoty college [...]