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Swarm Theory Victims

Hillary Clinton
Senator, New York State
"Brave amateur, she served her part"

Eliot Spitzer
Govenor, New York State

John Edwards
Former Senator, Vice Presidential, Presidential candidate

Anthony Pellicano
First victim in the War on Scientology

Michael Rogers
"The Most Feared Man in Washington D.C."

Tim Mahoney
U.S. Representative and poignant message to Michael Rogers.
"I'm now the most feared man in Washington D.C."

Bill Richardson
Governor of New Mexico & Failed U.S. Secretary of Commerce
Did you really think my cousin Bill would let you have his old job, bitch?

Caroline Kennedy
Wannabe Senator
This was in tribute to the Delgaudio Brothers Teddy.

Ellen Moran
Former Communications Director to the POTUS
Sorry Ellen, it's my message now.

Arlen Specter
Former Republican and soon to be former Senator
I told you this would be spectacular.

Van Jones
Rascally Radical Greenie & First Sad Czar to go

TARGETED: Anita Dunn

Now that the Jeff Barea stalker community has exceeded 20 members, it is time to put in place the official Jeff Barea stalker Rules & Bylaws

Official Stalker Website:
The Real Regulator

Unofficial Stalker Website:
WhyWeProtest.net

Please note:
To be considered an official Jeff Barea stalker, you must firmly believe in the following principles:

1. Jeff Barea is a notorious high level drug dealer

2. Jeff Barea is so immensely and grossly fat

3. Jeff Barea is mentally unstable

4. Jeff Barea is the ugliest person ever born on the planet Earth (and maybe Mars, too)

5. Jeff Barea is really named Michael Rogers

6. Jeff Barea really lives in a trailer park in Southwest Toronto

7. Jeff Barea is unemployed and lives in a van down by the river
(Yes, you must believe both 6 & 7 to be an official stalker)

8. Jeff Barea is going to jail for causing you to stalk him

If you intend to stalk in person, please note that you must wear the official I (heart) stalking Jeff Barea t-shirt:



For information on ordering your own official t-shirt, please e-mail nyukid@hotmail.com for instructions on placing your order.

Act now to help educate the world about Paleo-conservative history and development:

All funds are donated to the Organization for the Betterment of Student Life, Inc.

Official Project 10 list of former congressmen and Senators:

1.Former Congressman Jack Murtha

2. Former Senator Harry Reid

3. Former Senator Chris Dodd

Former Senator John McCain.
His Crime: Consorting with Scientologists

Senator Olympia Snowe
The Internet Hating SKANK

Senator Jay Rockefeller
Isn't it time we fucked over the rich families?

Extreme prejudice has been authorized. Enact 30% approval ratings in 3...2...

Senator Harry (I think I fucked Rory once,btw. Did I step on your outting Michael Rogers?) Reid.

The following is a list of Barea Blog approved sites

North Texas Eagle

Worst Spelling Ever

The Regulator