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True story.  Many years ago, in my column Fuck U. (NYU) for the Village Alternative newspaper I tried to make a random Dennis Miller style joke.
I wrote an item on Vice President Margo Marshak, but hilariously changed her name to the same as Arnold Horschak from Welcome Back Kotter.
It set the campus ablaze that I [...]

Everyone’s just being all nice and polite so far compared to how bad this campaign season is about to get.
Buckle in children, it’s about to get fun!!!!
Code 3.11.666.SvU
Enacted.
Run for the hills, children…save yourselves!

Bill Clinton always did like to be the one to deliver the message:

Nuff said.

Come on lezbot.
Fuck shit up.
And give Hulk what he wants.  A taquito.

By now,
You know this was all planned to pivot when Hillary Clinton, the cunt, lost the primary.
Do you REALLY think your ranks weren’t salted long ago?
Who can you REALLY trust?
Update: Now, see, this is the problem with taking on criminal conspiracies.  After a while they get to be worse than an Ex who was bad [...]

Fuck you and your fucking bullshit about how sad you are about your loss.  All the while you attack a brave little Eskimo.
A very young girl unable to fight by herself against the harshness of the liberal (we love blacks as long as they don’t get uppity “quote Bill Clinton”) intelligentsia (We love women Vice [...]

There’s an underage female Eskimo that could use your power to the female help.
Chelsea?
Bueller?
Geraldine Ferraro?
Bea Arthur?
Wait, is she still alive?
Oprah?
Will somebody please think of the children!
Oh, and the Mitch and Sad show are wankers.

Those of you who think it is provenance for Obama that a hurricane is heading towards Louisiana are dumbasses.
au contraire mis amis.
or as we say in English - I surrender. HA!
What does a Hurricane surrounded Republican National Convention get?
The ability to act against protesters to protect them.  HA!
No scenes of crazily hot anarchists throwing bottles.
Just [...]

According to the Denver Post, two men were stopped with at least one sniper rifle.
Third man arrested after jumping out a four story window to elude police.
What I want to know is where the hell is Hillary Clinton right NOW?
Alleged felon with a gun:

Fort Morgan High School graduate?  Anyone have a premium classmates.com login?
Ok, someone [...]