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“Big Bully Jeff Barea poked me long enough to make my blog all about him!”
There’s no such newspaper named the Village Alternative, he just made it all up.

Oops, I guess it’s real and was read by some nobody Mayor of some nobody city.  Boo hoo.
Oh, wait, North Texas Eagle, Texas Eagle, and Florida Eagle were [...]

This is now the awesomest response EVER to a Barea Blog article:

http://liberaltopia.org | dave@donotspam.org
Should we be calling the FBI?
In case you weren’t aware of it, this sounds like a threat, and all it takes is one of us at [...]

You heard it right David Miscavige.
I’m bringing my brah’s to the NYC.
‘Bout time for us to get down and dirty, now ain’t it?
I may even charm Katie away from Tommy.
You going to be there Tommy?  We’ll sit down for some muffins.

Even I am scared of Swarm Theory now.
I tell Hillary Clinton she’s free to take over the Democratic Party (at 9:10pm on 9/9/08) and…
Hours later..
Camille Paglia writes an anti-Obama piece (which I totally loved; on 9/10/08) and
The fucking liberal bitches at Washington Post publishes a pro-Palin piece (on 9/10/08).
Motherfucker.
Did I create a Frankenstein.
It’s one thing [...]

I will be at Sweetwater Tavern.
In the city of Denton, Texas.
I will be wearing the sweatstained, but still white, Detroit/Saint Louis baseball cap at the round table.
Let’s see who has the balls to say hi now bitches.
My name is Jeff Barea.
I am a soldier in the War on Scientology.
I fuck for freedom!
And I will be [...]

Ok, so the story goes I was really bored (or drunk) and needed something to spice up the weekend.

Well played fellas, Let’s see how my clean up skills are now. LULZ.
Oh, and some of those files you left on the company computer are just gross. Delete. Delete.
Gee whiz, I sure hope I can [...]

When Joshua had his first moment of decline in the 1990’s, I took time out of my busy Publishing schedule to in action do what I was exhorting others to do through my writing.
I feel a solid bond to always be there for the people who have done so much for my newspapers.
Maybe it’s [...]

Blog comment writers for blogactive.com (site owner, Michael Rogers, constantly refers to himself as the most feared man in Washington, DC) don’t fear him.
Who do they still fear?

Yup, that’s right.
The most feared man in Washington D.C.’s supporters are more afraid of me.
That makes me the mostest feared man in Washington D.C. by extension!
Arggghh!!! Get me [...]

If you don’t believe me, just check this out:

Welcome to the mysterious world of the matrix. 7 degrees of separation. AHA!!
Don’t be jealous Ryan Tate, you will get there soon too.
Nick Denton, of Gawker Media even ranked higher than Tom Cruise:

A great blog? *blush*
Who else has Nick Denton beat out (get it?):

It could [...]

Think some funny quip about linking to a link that links to me.