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OK,
Let’s start with the obvious, Barea Blog interestingly started operating again in April 2007 and began implementing Swarm Theory based on one developed at the Barea Institute for Public Policy Initiatives.
I bragged and bragged about Fry Street Fair - a famous music festival put on by my fraternity, the great and exalted Delta Lodge.  Oh [...]

Swarm Theory doesn’t need you to travel to the convention to reach out to you…
Members of your own staff are members of Swarm Theory…
Rule 1 about Fight Club.  Never talk about Fight Club…
Ask Nick Denton if Swarm Theory exists…
Swarm Theory is on the move again, and they might be the people you pass on the [...]

Pussycat.
Kill. Kill.
Very good movie. Check it out Keith Olbermann
Update: Oopsies, apparently I messed up the film’s name.  Will you ever get the chance to forgive me Keith Olbermann?

Can’t wait til I see that headline.
You betcha.
The man hated Hillary Clinton (”Have you no decency”) and now is focusing his woman hatred on the awesome Governor Sarah Palin.
Stop spending so much time with lesbians that get better ratings (sorry Rachel).
Get on your knees, not that way, and pray to God that he saves your [...]

STOP. DROP. AND ROLL.
If you smear another person’s name. Swarm Theory will make you a top priority. Not in your comments section.
You will be targeted.
Ask Keith Olbemann how that feels like.
There’s no mambly pambly talking or explaining that will happen. So don’t try emailing.
There’s only the clear and concise demand that you stop.
Backed up by [...]

Swarm Theory is waiting in Rockefeller Plaza.
Come out to play.

HA!
Swarm Theory kept you away from the Republican National Convention.
Swarm Theory is now dismantling your career.
Update: Sorry Chris, collateral damage is acceptable to Swarm Theory.

We meant to welcome you to the RNC.
I think Rupert misinterpreted.
Please come out to play.
You paying attention Mitch and Nan. No?
Well then you fucken better.
You fucking here me my new bitches?
Aw, relax, it’s just cuz I want to send you a muffin basket, k?
Maybe you should take a two month break from the Internetz.
Even Keith [...]

Let’s get this bastard.
Extreme prejudice style.
Target acquired.
Offense has been tried and judged guilty.
Swarm Theory is now authorized to engage.
News reporters get your resume’s updated for the coming hiring frenzy.
MessyBC indeed.
Update: How cute Keith Olbermann is skerred of Swarm Theory. My boys and girls are just cuddly little furries, who would be afraid of the big [...]

Go figure,
Peter Bart (New York Times) greenlights an attack piece by Brian Lowry on News Corporation properties.
For now, I’ll avoid pointing out the longstanding power NBC Universal has within the Hollywood shameunity (we loves you Brit Brit), and instead point out how Brian slurs News Corporation properties while warning Keith Olbermann to avoid “becoming like [...]