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Here are the facts from the preliminary investigation less the obligatory governmental obfuscation:
[Remember, this plane used to be Hillary Clinton's and all the maintenance and safety components were under her watch]
1).  Empty cylinder that should have contained a mix of nitrogen and carbon dioxide related to the inflating of that slide.
2). Broken railing.  Dangerously interfering [...]

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
From Jack Tapper, ABC News Senior National Correspondent:

She’s trying to kill him. Just like Ron Brown!
What kind of a sick twisted bitch is she?
Do not let her near him with any forks, any knives, any guns, and check Chelsea for a vest bomb if she ever comes close!
OBAMA!!!!!!!
RUN FROM HER!!!!!!
I mean, [...]

Yeah, I’ve been pissed off about a grade or some dumbass that sat in my favorite chair.
There’s something different going on though.
My first thought was vasoline on their doorknob.
What the fuck happened to annoying but survivable pranks?
Pee in some shampoo already.
Rub your nuts on their face while they are passed out.
Come on you faggoty college [...]