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And not a fucking thing can stop it.
whatsamatter you
why do you look so sad?
itsa not so bad
AH shuttupa you face
Nick Denton.  This is not England.  You know what you have to do.  Now fucking pay up bitch since you think you can use my name.
This is not a request.
No po po’s can stop this request.
I [...]

They mentioned me once.
Once.
And I taught them not to fuck with the meanest biddie baddest fucking movement that has ever been arrayed against the liars of this world.
That’s right snark can’t survive fire.
Bitch ass punk.  You’re no better than David Miscavige and Tom Cruise…
*Boo*
You know it bitch…

Get me that fucking trophy Swarm Theory…
*cackles like Hillary Clinton*

Srsly…
Swarm Theory proclaims it,
but everyone waits for the affable and quite nice Nouriel Roubini to say it.
Nouriel, got your last email - and I say thank you instead.
Fuck you brits, yeah you too Nick Denton…

You’re so cute when you’re being smart.
Remember this kiddies and follow the timeline since then.
Swarm Theory is everywhere.
Matt I think Nick has a crush on you…
Update: Go my children and spread the word..

Too many people watching Fight Club, I suppose…

I hope it wasn’t just a blurry address mistake.
Update: Where’s my invite to Gawktoberfest?

I have been advised that the scan of Gawker.com has been completed.  Retask to new investigations.
You take one down and pass it around 9,000,000,000,000,000 hackers at desks all around.
I am so loving that tip line, it gets instant responses.  Now, pay attention, Nick Denton.  You are now required to obey Swarm Theory.  Right, Alex? Roxanne? [...]

Yeah, I said it.
Jor’el Rubini is right in what he writes about.
Why, I received an email from Nick Denton.
I also have an email that says really sick things about Israel.
Therefore, I have concluded just as Jor’el that Nick Denton needs to apologize for his views on Isreal’s future.

Neon is dead.
Michael Rogers is about to go to jail.
And the stock market is up.
Thank you, Nick Denton.
Life is fun again!

24 hours a day.
7 days a week.
YAY ME!!!!
Swarm Theory is on the move again.
Awww.. Gary and Caesar.  They were some fun clubbers.  Yeah, one of our friends did kill an angel and that made us all so sad.
But didja know that Gary was an employee for Junior Vazquez?  YES, THAT Junior Vazquez.
Aw, I miss my [...]