Meet a broadcast journalist who has a very good career ahead of him:
Nov
14
Hey, Ryan Tate, this is your competition for Swarm Theory’s affection…
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Nov
7
Was this my target all the time?
He who controls the message to impressionable young minds controls the future…
Loving my carnage yet Mark Montini?
Ryan Tate?
*smiles*
Nov
3
I’m going to miss the 2008 presidential election soooooo much!
To all my friends and frenemies I thank you for the fun and the laughs…
To all my drunken attack email friends, I loved you the most of them all! I will very much miss every single one of you.
Y’all be good and have a wonderfully [...]
Oct
18
Swarm Theory Alert!
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I have been advised that the scan of Gawker.com has been completed. Retask to new investigations.
You take one down and pass it around 9,000,000,000,000,000 hackers at desks all around.
I am so loving that tip line, it gets instant responses. Now, pay attention, Nick Denton. You are now required to obey Swarm Theory. Right, Alex? Roxanne? [...]
Oct
13
YAY! Ryan Tate is back
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Neon is dead.
Michael Rogers is about to go to jail.
And the stock market is up.
Thank you, Nick Denton.
Life is fun again!
Sep
23
A great man once said,
In the world of newsgathering, there is thin sourcing, there is sketchy sourcing, and then there is this post, the sourcing for which is, admittedly, atrocious.
Apparently, the boozy senile gossiper at the New York Post knows about as much about the DFW area as the New York Times Travel Section (The [...]
Sep
4
There you go Ryan Tate.
No dickhead attacks on someone’s daughter’s boyfriend.
Swarm Theory is moved by your employers smart move to reorient attacks where they should be placed. Even though his rich British ass making money off Americans should totes hire me on my terms sight unseen since my obvious influence makes me best person to [...]
Aug
29
You’re not even UES, dude.
Who all hates those little “minded” guys who get some cash and run around like they were Prince Myshkin?
Search your hearts and minds
The ones we used to beat up and make cry in the dorm?
What? Just saying, if i was to make someone cry and hate his life it would be [...]
Aug
26
Arkadians, NOW!
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Show Obama what you can do.
More brawlers than warriors.
They make a wondrous mess of things.
Brave amateurs, they do their part.
Impressed with me yet Ryan Tate?
SWARM THEORY!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
After all, Ryan Tate:
In the past 12 months the world has seen 5 improbable things hasn’t it?
1) Ron Paul’s success
2) Hillary Clinton’s loss
3) Tom Cruise is [...]
Jul
14
«carrolltonguy27» im not a scientologist
«carrolltonguy27» but ur a psycho maniac
«carrolltonguy27» do you play dungeons and dragons
«JeffieJeff» Hillary is a cunt
«carrolltonguy27» go lick hillarys twot
«JeffieJeff» I’d rather moisten tom cruise’s clear ass with my precum
«JeffieJeff» spit on tom cruise’s nipples
«JeffieJeff» rub my salive into his nipple milk
«carrolltonguy27» we idolized tom cruise and his wife and he [...]


