You wouldn’t have to backtrack and scrub so fast if I was EIC.

I’ve got 20 years experience and a shit ton of associations that tell me what’s being said.

Oh well, it’s not like a dickwad like you would give up your hubris to knock on my door with a contract now is it.

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No idea how blind the people who are conduits still are.

Update: Can you now appreciate the amount of work that went into all of this bizarro world that took many years to put together?

Update 2: Only one question to ask yourselves.  Do I see before it happens what will happen? Or was a precociously gay 12 year old upset at the oppression of his sexuality, an unquestionably unconstitutional action, trained by one of the greatest gay political consultants of all time – I could mention the additional mentoring of one of the greatest gay fundraisers Coming Out Conservative heh- yeah, that one Morton – of the Reagan Revolution, would refuse to die and instead establish a new paradigm.  Supported by numerous childhood friends that infect Hollywoood.  Greatest conspiracy of all time? I am just trying to restore the Republic to the glory even its Founders were sometimes afraid to do.

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*giggidy*

I do not authorize your interns to read my blog.

There are already too many of you media types reading it as it is. Bunch of jackals.  Especially Nick Denton.  Hold on a sec *pushes send on his resume to nick@gawker.com*.

Ok, back.

Oh and FUCK YOU AGAIN for making me link to Daily Kos’s Markos the power bottom.

Update: Joke is on Markos, though.  My pageviews are stolen.  No one except like one or two ever click through my links.  They copyspastas like little thieving Ninjas.

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What? I like being able to sit in my living room and watch tv WHILE I SEARCH FOR WORK!!!

Anyway, enjoy this oldie but a goodie regarding both the stimulus and the death care bill endgame:

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Can you give me a free trip to NYC for your Broadway thing?

Need a hotel too.

Car rental would be nice.

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*giggidy*

Apparently the Bildebergers are trying to use their influence to fight in Clash of the Titans.

Whatever our culture or background, we MUST keep the Internet free.

Update: They are targeting me in hidden language.  For the record, again, I do not own JeffBarea.com and someone does.

Power brokers in the White House have openly declared war on free speech and targeted Internet “conspiracy theorists” as the main threat to their agenda.

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Thank you Father Gabriele Amorth

March 10, 2010

Jesus has no need of secrets.
A light that is set upon a hill cannot be hidden.

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I just had a flash of brilliance…

March 10, 2010

We need to figure out how to make President Obama piss off the Buddhists…
We can start with the Dali Lama snub and see how we can get thousands of monks protesting in front of the White House.
Classic.

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Mah Goonie is died: RIP Corey Haim

March 10, 2010

teh haz mad sadz
Update: Fucking Corey Feldman *shakes fist* ruins my tribute to the lost boy.

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We are the cusp of rightful equality…

March 10, 2010

And then two fucking bottoms get into fight…
Can a top get a break?
We got Adam Lambert (bottom I would give the best orgasm to) and Aaron Hicklin (another bottom I would give the best orgasm to) in a bottom bitchslap fight while I’m trying to shut the fuck up the anti-gay right.. GAH
Controlling bottoms is [...]

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