I am a snownami or snowpocalyps or whatever.

You are just baying at the moon at this point.

This Health Care bill is Dead. Dead. Dead.

Like the spitting in your face Rahm? You can’t stop me. Just another force of nature. HA!

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I want President Obama to act like Shah Khameini and keep fucking pushing things we don’t like on us.

Makes my job easier.

Update: He keeps it up, we now have a new nickname for him. Shah Obama! YAY!

Update: No Republican plans. The people are united against this plan, they don’t need to have a leader. Start over. Plans come later.

Upate -1: For the record Stuart Butler is a fucking idiot.

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How sad are you that you think intellectuals should rule the world.

I don’t.

I don’t like to think there are actually intellectuals.

I like to think that at some point while someone is enjoying a barbecue and a wild lion attacks their neighbors & their children, that person becomes the intellectual to save the day by herding them inside and barricading the doors.

And when that wild lion is captured, goes out and saves the day but not letting any of the food get burnt up.  And everyone laughs and cheers and eats and is happy.

And uses as few syllables as possible to enrapture the generations to come.

Because in the end, the number of syllables or grandness of the theories, if it doesn’t take care of the first, most import of Mazlov’s hierarchy of needs – why even spell his name right?

Who needs health care when you are being kicked out of your house because you were duped by a government endorsed banker? Intellectuals. Int eeeee leeeect uuuu allllsss.  Where’s the food on my plate, the house over my head or the safety from danger?

Nooooo, we gotta focus on health care to the exclusion of gays being able to marry or gays being able to serve in the military.  Nooooo, we gotta focus on health care to the exclusion of the millions being sent homeless.  Their children crying.  The breadwinner feeling helpless and depressed.

Through no fucking fault of their own.  Given the most cruel of all life-lines that is too short to save them from that motherfucking government that keeps talking about health care.

Get your pussy little mind around the fact that government is not the answer.  It is literally destroying people’s lives while it wanders around trying to collect its precious campaign donations and then has the stupidity to attack those who actually are looking out for de peoplez who can’t spellz or talkz rightz.

Douchebag.

Update: I heard the whole small (letter) big (letter) bullshit talk for the first time in 2002.  We never talked that way back in the day.  There’s a party kid who was at the school and now works for some party elected official up in western New York who first said it.  Always sounded as pretentious as inteeellleeeectttuuuuuaaalllllls.

Update 2: And then off you go yelling about racism like all you inteeelllleeeeccctuuuuaalllss.  Can I fucking get an assist here Carlos Mendoza or that black guy who played a KKK chief (who I used to hang out with and laugh with in Washington Square Park with all those summers – see if you can figure out the black man.)  If you can’t, then you suck at figuring out who is racist and who is normal.

Update 3: OMG OMG, that paragraph that starts with him being led to believe…Personally, I am led to believe that President Obama is actually Xenu coming down from the skies to fight the Scientologists. What a moran.

Update 4: Where are the adults you ask?  Well, the adults abdicated their responsiilities so teh child of teh immortal Lee Atwater’s love has retooned; cartooned to kick your motherfucking inteeeelllleeeeectttuuuuuaaaallll assses. And I am very pissed.

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Update 5: One last thing. We’re a Republic dipshit, not a democracy. Can you spell that? See how I didn’t need to say (big R)?  Because I’m not an inteeeellleeeeectuuuualllll like you.

Update 6: In your honor: C’mon Rush, Beck, Sarah, Boner, DeMint, Blackwell, Erickson, Rove?  Anyone of you want to challenge me for the crown?  Or have I been a pretty damn good steward?  We may not always agree, but you know, like before, when my work is done I shall retire again.

Update 7: One last thing.  You can’t even say my name, so how can you or anyone else fight me and my most glorious of friends and allies.  I’m the only one with a name and yet, I’m still Anonymous.  Funny how that worked out right toilet caeks? I’m one of you without even following the rules.  Just as it should be!

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I have unlocked the secret of the universe to extricate yourselves, even if it has been a long time game.

Can’t reveal it now, but I can guarantee you that I can bring an entire nation out of the game now.

I can’t test it yet, because the power mongers (yes you, Mr. President – applied to multiple countries are just plain bat shit crazy with power) are still mongering, but I’m 100% sure MM I can clear up what needs to be cleared up so they can go back to having a life.

Update: Also, fuck the Euro.  It’s actually a good thing if it devalues.  At least for the United States. My friends who have Euro’s in their pockets – I would have never let them establish it.  I would have fought it like the plague.  You can still void involvement and save your countries. That’s up to you.

Update: See, I can focus on the dollar and save my country as needed.  You guys are all wedded together no matter how stupid someone you don’t even like or have a common history does.  I can fuck with one government, but you can’t.

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You pushed for the bill against my will.

You haven’t given me the things we want.

If you continue talking health care.  Hell, if you sneeze.  Nothing. Nada. NO!

Don’t even meet with him.

Don’t talk with him.

Nothing.

Try me 4 horsemen of snowpocalypse.

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